Wait, wait, don’t tell me!
Miriam stifled a chuckle as she stepped into the mess. Many of the crewmembers had partaken of the gremlin’s brew. All of them were feeling the after effects now. They were themselves again – but themselves with what was possibly the worst hangover ever.
“Good morning,” she sang, as she sat down between Neil and Alistair. “A fine morning, is it not?”
“No,” Neil said. He set a hand against his head and then sighed. “My head is pounding and my mouth feels like I chewed sawdust.”
“How can something taste so good on the way down,” Alistair said, his voice raspy, “yet so foul on the way up? That’s what I don’t see.” He chuckled and said, “That was good brew, though. I wouldn’t mind more.”
“I’d be careful of that, if I were you,” a soft voice said. It was the captain. Malcolm chuckled and patted Alistair on the shoulder. “You’re not much taller than me to start and last night… well, you weren’t taller than me at all.”
Both men looked stunned. Neil turned to Miriam and shook his head. “That… that was faerie drink,” he said, his voice faint. At Miriam’s nod, he asked, “What did it do to us?”
“Wait,” Alistair said, eying the captain with great unease. Malcolm was smiling like the cat who’d caught the canary. “I don’t wanna know. If you’re gonna tell him, wait until I’ve left.”
Malcolm chuckled softly and then headed over to the table where the officers were seated. “Good morning, Gregory,” he sang cheerful at his first mate.
Miriam stifled a laugh and then poured herself a cup of tea. “Pass the eggs, Alistair,” she said, as she focused on getting her breakfast eaten. She looked up with an expression of innocent surprise when Alistair bolted out of the room. “Something I said?” she asked, looking at Neil.
Neil laughed and shook his head. “He never could hold his liquor,” he said, giving her a playful wink.